Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please go to the site - I thought You Loved Me.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great operating system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

To add on, you should be glad that Sex.6 in Boyfriend 5.0 and Sex.9 in Husband 1.0 are still working since you have not mentioned it fails.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Likewise,excessive running of Nagging 5.3 on Husband 1.0 may totally crash the system.

Alternatively, you may want to consider trying out our Beta version of Affair 1.1.It comes with all the features you get in Boyfriend 5.0 and improve features of Husband 1.0.

Upgrade is free & comes with other value-added services like anti-husband detection firewall to prevent Divorce 5.0 from corrupting the system.

Do let us know if you need further advise.

Good Luck,
Tech Support



( forwarded by KATH )